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I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this
I’m so excited to announce that my novel Owl of the Pale Moon is out now! I worked so hard on this book and it’s finally available to order. Stock may take a few days to fully roll out to all retailers, but it should be available to order now. I’d really appreciate it if everyone could take a moment to check it out and maybe grab a copy. And if you like the book, please give it a review on Amazon or wherever you purchased it. Thanks, everyone!
Synopsis
What would you do if the chance to escape your miserable life came crashing down to earth?
Cassie, a miserable factory worker and a Changer besides, dreams of learning magic and escaping the capitalist hellscape. One day her wish comes true when a powerful wizard-cum-phantom thief crash-lands in her sleepy town. Next thing she knows, Cassie is whisked away on a magical flying ship, learning wizardry, seeing the world, and discovering the secrets of her beautiful new teacher.
Before long, Cassie is swept up in daring heists, perilous expeditions into fey-infested jungles, tangling with a werewolf, and being stalked by a strange man in a mask. And that’s all on top of her magic lessons and discovering the secrets of the magical flying House Brandwyck.
HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know
Shout-out to girlies who don’t use any product on their horns and talons. “Yeah I only use a buffing wax and a gentle calcite oil, plus screener if I’m going to be in the sun” no, fuck that. This is about people who let the water stains stick and aren’t afraid of fading. The obsession with looking like you’re still in your 100s is so toxic and like. Who cares if you’re 340 and one horn is slightly darker than the other. Gore anyone who gives you shit about it
