Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.
the yakuza is just a gang of guys who like to tattoo cool dragons on their backs, and i think we should let them *googling yakuza crimes* hold on actually
Back in 1066 if you were out of cash you could just go to a castle by the sea and pretend to have washed up and say to the lady when she finds you in the morning “verily was my vessel thrashed uponne y rockes, and was I threwn theroute, and nighly drownèd, but spied I a maiden seated on a cresting waive, and she spoke unto me thus, Thou shalt upon a new land happen, and the Ladie who ruleth there will do good unto thee, and robeth thou in the coloures of her house, and take thy hand in marriage upon y dethe of her Lord, and then that sea-maid sung an a daulphin issued me from y tempest to this gentle cove” and she would just believe you. And then when her husband died the next day of “stomach upset” she would marry you and you’d be fine. It happened so often
Senior Constable Kristian White is the Officer who decided it was appropriate to discharge his Taser at 95 year old Clare Nowland last week.
The Senior Constable has been suspended with full pay, and Ms Nowland is likely to die as a direct result of his actions.
Kristian White was called to help Ms Nowland, he has probably murdered her inside the aged care facility where she lived.
Ms Nowland, you deserved better.
Fuck the police.
Update, the police commissioner says charges of assault have been brought against the officer and “this has been traumatic for everybody in the police force”… I really hope this radicalises some white people, I hate cops so much.
Clare Nowland has passed away in hospital, with her family with her.
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